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An elderly lady is preparing to board her flight to Tel Aviv. She hands an animal carrier box over to the flight attendant and tells her "Please take good care of my Cocker Spaniel. I would just plotz if he got lost!"
The flight attendant assures the lady that everything will be just fine and she should relax and enjoy her flight without any worry about her dog.
When the plane lands in Tel Aviv the flight attendant approaches the baggage handlers and asks for the carrier containing the precious Cocker Spaniel. Upon opening the box they see that the dog is stone cold dead! Panic sets in and the flight attendant tells the baggage handler "Don't worry. All Cocker Spaniels look alike. Rush into town and buy a new one and hurry back. In the meanwhile I will delay the woman from asking for her dog."
The baggage handler rushes off to fetch a new Cocker as the flight attendant approaches the woman for a chat. The elderly woman says "I really hope nothing has happened to my dog. It would be terrible if he were lost!" Just then the baggage handler runs up to them and hands the lady the carrier. She opens the box and out jumps a beautiful Cocker Spaniel who proceeds to lick her face in frantic greeting. The elderly woman gives out a shriek and says "This is NOT my dog! This is definitely not my dog!" The flight attendant says "How can you be so sure this is not your Cocker Spaniel?" The old lady looks her straight in the eye and says.. "My dog was dead and I brought him to be buried in Israel!"

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