Two Jewish guys pass a Catholic church. A sign out front says "Convert to Catholicism and we'll pay you $250."

"I don't know," says one of the Jews to the other. "That's mighty tempting."

A few days later the sign offers a bounty of $500 to convert. "That's hard to pass up," he says.

When they pass the church the next day the price is up to $1000. "That's it. I'm going in." The other guy waits, a few hours pass, his friend comes out and he asks "Is it true, did they pay you $1000 to convert?"

The other guy asks "Is that all you people ever think about?"

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