Two Jewish guys pass a Catholic church. A sign out front says "Convert to
Catholicism and we'll pay you $250."
"I don't know," says one of the Jews to the other. "That's mighty tempting."
A few days later the sign offers a bounty of $500 to convert. "That's hard to
pass up," he says.
When they pass the church the next day the price is up to $1000. "That's it.
I'm going in." The other guy waits, a few hours pass, his friend comes out and
he asks "Is it true, did they pay you $1000 to convert?"
The other guy asks "Is
that all you people ever think about?"