Something to think about. In a time that nothing seems to be going right, with the economy down, and anti Semitism up, there is hope for the future.

THE BOSTON RED SOX HOME OPENER, THIS YEAR, WILL BE POSTPONED FOR PASSOVER .

RED SOX GENERAL MANAGER - THEO EPSTEIN ANNOUNCED THAT THE BOSTON RED SOX HOME OPENER WILL BE POSTPONED TO APRIL 14TH... TO AVOID THE 8 DAYS OF THE PASSOVER HOLIDAY.

HE NOTED, BECAUSE 3 OF HIS STARTERS WERE JEWISH AS WERE HIS BOX SEAT HOLDERS, HE WAS FORCED TO MAKE THIS CHANGE IN SCHEDULING. THERE HAVE BEEN SEVERAL COMPLAINTS FROM FANS, WHOM ARE ENRAGED AT EPSTEIN'S DECISION...

IN FACT, PROTESTS ARE BEING TENDERED TO THE COMMISSIONER OF BASEBALL'S OFFICE. HOWEVER, BUD SELIG - COMMISSIONER OF BASEBALL WILL NOT BE ABLE TO ADDRESS THESE PROTESTS; MAINLY DUE TO A SCHEDULING PROBLEM. THIS HAS BEEN CAUSED BY THE FAMILY SEDERS HE AND MRS SELIG WILL BE ATTENDING.

YES, THIS IS AN AMAZING COUNTRY.

ALSO, UNABLE TO ATTEND THE OPENER:

AL GORE AND TIPPER, HIS WIFE, WILL BE UNAVAILABLE AS THEY WILL ATTEND SEDER AT THEIR SON IN LAW'S HOME.

BILL AND HILARY CLINTON WILL BE ATTENDING THE SEDER AT THE HOME OF THEIR DAUGHTER CHELSEA'S 'STEADY.'

IN ADDITION, EX MAYOR OF NYC, RUDY GUILIANI... WHOSE WIFE WILL BE BUSY PREPARING THEIR SEDER.
YES, THIS IS AN AMAZING COUNTRY. (I LOVE IT!)

Submitted by Irv Kaufman