A small town had three shuls with serious squirrel problems in their buildings. Each congregation, in its own fashion, had a meeting to deal with the problem. The Orthodox decided that it was predestined that squirrels be in the shul and that they would just have to live with them. The Conservatives decided they should deal with the squirrels in the movement's style of Community Responsibility & Social Action. They humanely trapped them and released them in a park at the edge of town. The Reform Synagogue had several lengthy meetings,including those in which all members voiced opinions. Finally they decided to vote the squirrels in as members of the Temple. Now they only see them on Rosh Hashanah and Yom Kippur.
Okay, I'll try another joke
What was that last one?
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